The thing about pursuing beauty is that nobody ever warns you about how annoying it is.
Oh, they’ll be all ‘beauty is pain’, but never, ‘beauty is a pain in the neck’.
Take leg shaving.
You’re judged as a woman if you don’t shave your legs, but they never tell you to keep garlic in your bathroom.
Every time I shave my legs it’s like a lake of blood was just waiting to get out.
I may as well get a funnel and bottle it to sell to the vampires outside my window. It would pay for all the plasters.