(I don't really have much to say today, sorry.)
To be fair, it’s not the roads themselves. The council does a bang up job keeping the tarmac pristine, potholes aren’t a problem.
No, it’s the drivers.
Firstly, they’re all over the place, and secondly, they overreact to the slightest thing.
If somebody gets cut off, the giant comedy inflatable mallets come out of the glove boxes in seconds and we’ve got a fight on our hands.
At least the council clamped down on the giant retractable scissors in people’s bonnets.
I swear I’ve nearly been cut in half more times than I can count.