I went for a historical approach for this one.
Look at them, those poor wayward fools who spend their time in that pit of lies and iniquity.
The Almighty will judge them for what they do, stand in the dirt and watch the delusions of that Stratford fool instead of praying that He might have mercy on them for their sins.
They will be broken in the depths of hell for their revelling and carousing, watching those agents of the adversary prance around as though they were fairies and women.
Such things are not the Almighty’s way, and He will not forgive.
I shall pray for their immortal souls.