So that was fun.
Here's the second post in the 'Dante Aligheri is a jerk' diptych by my friend Doug over at Fission Mailure.
De Vulgari Eloquentia
Once, climbing down a wall of frost-clogged hair, he considers abandoning the boy and letting him wander for eternity. He quenches the thought as quickly as his mind will let him: Enough innocents have become lost in this place without adding another.